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hannibalscock:

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 

(via pizza)

10880-malibu-point-california:

awkwardrabbit:

failstun:

tltty:

hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order

they are the order

I’d like a piece of that ass

no one should ever let us outside

(Source: hungarian, via u-n-p-e-r-f-e-c-t)

vertabre:

Simon says like me back

(via u-n-p-e-r-f-e-c-t)

slydigged:

sexual orientation: not u

(via loserslol)

rneowies:

ripstudwell:

i wish i could get paid for complaining

(Source: nishlo, via date)

deansass:

But what if one day you walk into your room after a long tiring day and you want to break down and cry but there’s this handsome guy lying on your bed and smiling at you gently and you want to freak out but he looks so kind and familiar and you ask “who are you?” And he says, “why, I’m your computer” and he hugs you and says “I know all your dark little secrets, and I’m here to make you feel better”

like why can’t we have that

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)